You have a creepishly large head and look like an alien! Way to be growing a penis, you have made your Father proud! I knew from the very beginning you were a boy but somehow let myself be convinced you are a girl. Time for a mental shift!
P.S. That move you did - with your hands behind your head and your feet in the air like you were chilling in a hammock? That was super nice touch!
Love,
Mom
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